7/21/2009

Have my swimsuit and my flippy floppies... and a heavy coat

Mathieu still hasn't signed anywhere, and if he does in the next week or so, y'all are on your own for finding out about it.

My summer of adventure continues and I head north again, this time to see Sarah Palin leave office. Ok, it just is coincidence that I'll be in Juneau on her last day. Really, the college roomie and I are going on an Alaskan cruise. Woo hoo!

So, until I return next week...


7/20/2009

Among the top 40

John Kreiser of NHL.com compiled a list of the top 40 unrestricted free agents still available. Mathieu is among them, second on the list of defenseman (I don't know if there was any particular order).
"Even at 40, Schneider remains a useful offensive force on the blue line, especially on the power play."
See! He's still useful. No someone sign him already so I can make ticket purchasing plans!

7/19/2009

insert witty caption here

And together, they plot to take over the world! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

Or not...

This was just a photo of Mathieu and NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman taken at some league meeting a season or two ago. Probably something to do with Mathieu's involvement in either the NHLPA or the NHL's "Competition Committee." I ran across it while cleaning old files recently and don't remember ever posting it before.

This might call for a caption contest. =P

7/17/2009

minuscule update

Ha ha! News! Well... sort of.

In today's Globe and Mail, there was this little tidbit from "Stressful Summer for Unchosen Ones," from Eric Duhatschek:

There is a seasonal element to NHL player movement that mirrors the ups and downs stock market – and nowhere is that more evident than in the case of Derek Morris and Mathieu Schneider, two useful players who are languishing on the unrestricted free-agent list, some 17 days and counting after the doors opened for business in the summer of 2009...

That's sad.

But from ESPN's almighty Pierre LeBrun (via a dedicated reader of this site):

Mathieu Schneider was a big boost to the Montreal Canadiens' power play late last season, but the UFA remains unsigned. A source close to the veteran blueliner said Friday he was in serious talks with three teams.

That's positive at least.

I do hope something comes about soon. The schedule is out and I need to make plans for San Jose tickets.

7/15/2009

no news

Absolutely nothing to report. No rumors, not mutterings, no hints, no nothing. Zilch. Zippo.

So.... here is a picture of Vinny Lecavalier and some zebras.


If you're curious what the hell is up with these random pics of VL4, they are from an article in the
St. Petersburg Times a few years ago about Vinny's adventurous off-season excursions. They seem rather appropriate to pull out again during this loooooooong summer vacation...

And I really hope this doesn't restart the recurring dream about Vinny eating all my orange sticks. Thankfully, I have not had that dream in awhile. But that reminds me, I need to add orange sticks to my shopping list. I'm all out. =(

7/09/2009

Montreal musings

I've tried for two weeks to sit down and put my thoughts to paper, er, keyboard, er, screen... whatever! I keep waiting for a flash of eloquence and brilliance. Yeah... it's not happening. So in lieu of a brilliant masterpiece, here are my random thoughts, observations, and experiences from the best 5 days of my life, also known as my trip to Montreal for the 2009 NHL Draft.
  • Saw real life cowboys on my flight to Calgary
  • Got a stamp on my very bare passport
  • Experienced a real Montreal thunderstorm (if only for the 10 minutes it lasted)
  • Met awesome Twitter folks: Amanda, Amy, Brian, Charlotte, Dani, Joe, Julie, Kate, Katherine, Kimberly, Kuyaz, Kyle, Rick, Sarah, Silvana... I'm sure I'm forgetting someone
  • Met some awesome bloggers, too, including the mysterious Eklund. Special props out to Brandon of Defending Big D. Awesome guy!
  • Went into the Bell Centre. What a place! I regret that I didn't look around more. I'll need to go back to Montreal for a game.
  • Witnessed, in person, the first round of NHL Draft, including John Tavares, get selected by their new teams
  • Saw B-Rad's name on the Lady Byng trophy that he won in 2004 (I'm not sure the Conn Smythe trophy was there, so I didn't get to see his name on that; the Stanley Cup was around, but I didn't get to see it. I last saw it in person 10 years ago, so I got to see Mathieu's name, but it was obviously before B-Rad had his name was etched on that bad boy.)
  • Played ball hockey
  • Scored the first goal of the ball hockey game
  • Ate poutine! It was as awesome as I've heard
  • Ate a whole lot of Timbits
  • Ate smoked meat (but not from famed Schwartz Hebrew Delicatessen. Yet another reason I need to go back)
  • Drank lots of beer
  • Had a beer with Washington Capitals coach Bruce Boudreau (seriously)1
  • Slept probably an average of 5 hours a night (including one "night" I didn't get into bed until it started to get light; but it starts getting light there at about 4am this time of year)
  • Rode the metro
  • Went to the Biodome and saw the beaver habitat (but the beavers were sleeping; I was highly disappointed)
  • Visited the Olympic Stadium
  • Saw Alexander Ovechkin's mom's name on one of the plaques outside the stadium (she was on the USSR's 1976 gold medal winning basketball team)
  • Sat through a Catholic mass in French in an amazingly beautiful cathedral (I was able to follow along pretty well; Father Sal at work will be so proud of me)
  • Dropped by both McGill and Concordia Universities. The academic in me sees colleges as cathedrals of knowledge and must-see places on vacation.

  • Actually joked with a very pleasant US Customs agent; usually they are so dour
  • Flew on the smallest plane I've even been on from Montreal to Chicago (Bombardier CRJ 700), and on the biggest plane I've ever been on from Chicago to San Francisco (Boeing 767-300). I'm kind of a plane nerd.

Oh, and for the big one that needs more narrative
  • I had lunch with my second favorite player of all time.
Years ago on the old Unofficial Mathieu Schneider Home Page, I had an "About Me" page that, short of anything more creative, I had listed things I've done in my life and also things I still want to do. On the accomplished list, I had "met my favorite player, Mathieu Schneider." On my to-do list, I had "meet my second favorite player, the now retired Enrico Ciccone." I didn't think much of it. Fast forward to a year ago, on my 30th birthday of all days, I get an email from the real life Enrico Ciccone (great birthday present!). He had seen that and said to me that if I was ever in Montreal, he would take me to lunch.

When I found out last month that I was going to be going to Montreal, I wondered if I should bring it up. He seemed sincere. After debating it for awhile, I decided to just send back the original email with a brief "did you mean it, because guess where I will be in June" message. If he responded, then cool. Sure enough, he wrote back suggesting a time and place. I would be meeting him at one of his favorite downtown restaurants (which luckily was close to my hotel), just a few hours after landing in Montreal.

And from here, I will plagiarize myself and cut and paste the note I already put up on Facebook:

I had directions from MapQuest to the place and headed out into hot and muggy Montreal. Those who know me know that I'm not a fan of heat, and, being the pessimist that I am, I was already anxious if he was really going to show up. Plus, I hadn't eaten since a small sandwich at SFO the previous night and I had been awake for the past 30 straight hours. Anyway, I got lost. Badly. And started to get really nervous. At noon sharp, my phone rang, and it was Enrico asking if I was lost. He talked me through some directions before realizing that I was way off. He told me to grab a cab, I gave my phone to the cabbie, they talked, and 3 minutes later I was there.

Side story: I'm weird, and I know this. I keep random currency in my wallet. It's a cool conversation piece, and you never know when you'll end up in Ecuador and need to buy a newspaper. Anyway, among the currency oddities, I have a Canadian $2 bill, which haven't been used in years. Also, I always keep a toonie. Not expecting to take a cab, I had very little Canadian cash on me. The fair was $4. I only had $20s from the ATM on me and a handful of Canadian quarters in my pocket. I could have given him a twenty and gotten change, but I wasn't thinking clearly. So, I did the unthinkable. I spent my $2 bill and toonie!

So... I get out of the cab at the corner and hear someone say "Sarah?" I look up to a sea of suited business men and women on their lunch break, and there was Cicco. Even though he was suited like the rest, he's kind of hard to miss. I mean, dude is 6'5!

I really can't begin to do justice to the next hour. I'm not the best conversationalists, but wow, it was one of the easiest lunches I've ever had. Every once and awhile I'd look up and think "holy crap, I'm sitting here talking to Enrico Ciccone." Even now, I think I'm still a bit shell shocked. Did that really happen? It had to have happened. I have the photo and the gift he gave me as proof. And I'll have those memories...



So, um, yeah, those 5 days were some of the best of my life. I had an amazing amount of fun, met fabulous people, and had experiences that can never be taken away from me.

If you are one of those people that actually likes to look at other people's vacation photos (actually, I am one of those people), you can see the rest of my two collections:
Around Montreal
2009 NHL Draft and Draft Tweet Up

I already can't wait to go back!

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1The Bruce Boudreau story? I'll save that one for later. =)

Thank you Joe Sakic

So the great Joe Sakic officially retired today. I would feel like a bad hockey fan if I didn't take a break from the regularly scheduled summer nonsense to join the millions of folks who have more eloquently and gracefully said "thanks Joe!" Really. Great player, and by all accounts a remarkable person. Good luck in all that you do Joe, and again, thanks for the years of awesomeness.

And hey, while I'm here, let's make some Joe Sakic connections.

Joe was one of two three active players who was drafted in 1987 (15th overall). Now, the only active players from that draft year is are Brendan Shanahan (2nd overall) and Mathieu Schneider (44th overall). [edited 7/13/09: special thanks to a reader for the heads up about Brendan Shanahan; that initial tidbit came from an article written early last season before Brendan returned to playing, so he wasn't included and I totally forgot about him. Oops, sorry Brendan.]

Joe inspired many youngsters, and is listed by slew of current NHLers as there own favorite player and idol. One of those is Brad Richards, who also wore Joe's #19 (until he came to Dallas, were the number is retired and had to flip to #91).


A very young B-Rad with an ageless Joe Sakic

7/07/2009

no news, and a true confession

Six days of free agency are gone, and Mathieu remains teamless. I've been monitoring all news sources, and there is nothing, not even rumors, out there right now.

Since there is no news to report, let me take this opportunity to make a confession and hopefully unburden my soul so that I may again get a good nights sleep....

I think I'm being punished. Ever since I posted that picture of Vincent Lecavalier riding a camel, I've been having a weird recurring dream that he lives in my apartment. It is like we live parallel lives in my place. I hardly ever actually see him, and we never speak or interact. Except... he keeps rearranging my furniture and eating all of my Trader Joe's chocolate orange sticks.



Now, Vinny isn't exactly nightmare material. Far from it. But it's really creepy dreaming about someone you don't know. And even imagined theft of my orange sticks is too much for me. So maybe by saying this out loud I might be able to free my psyche from this dark torture. Hopefully...

7/06/2009

Running out of time?

Could this be the end of Mathieu's career? With time passing, talent dispersing, and caps being reached, Mathieu is running low on options for next season. At least, so says Lyle Richardson in Big Names Could be Squeezed Out at Foxsports:

Brendan Shanahan, Todd Bertuzzi, Mathieu Schneider and Mats Sundin were in recent years among the most prized free agents but this summer, they could be faced with a stark choice: accept considerably less money with teams they normally wouldn't consider signing with or risk going unsigned when next season begins.

Shanahan, Schneider and Sundin could be forced to sit and wait through next season for a contract offer which might never come, which would be a sad ending to their long careers.


I don't think the situation is that dire. It has only been 5 days. But I really hope that he's being realistic. He's 40, coming off of shoulder surgery, and has seen his stats declining over the last few seasons.

7/01/2009

Free Agency Opens

Mathieu is again an Unrestricted free agent today. I don't expect to hear anything on him today, but I'm sure something while happen pretty soon.

I did just hear that Montreal signed defenseman Jaroslav Spacek a few minutes ago, and for loads of cash, so a return to Montreal is probably very unlikely at this point.*

We'll see....

*And to hell with journalist integrity (which I never pretend to have anyway), I'll say it: that makes me very sad. I hoped for a Montreal return. Can I now hope for a return to LA? If he can't be in my new favorite city, at least he can come home to California. I'd say San Jose, which would obviously be 100 million kinds of awesome, but they just signed Rob Blake again (ugh).